wolf tickets

A story, often dropped in casual conversation, to scare the fuck out of anyone listening, so as they don't try to fuck with you.

Bitch you don't know how many other bitches I done choked when I was in the joint./ Is dat so? How I know you aint sellin no wolf tickets bitch?

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Marajuana

mispronunciation of marijuana. A.K.A. grass, or the wacky weed.

example: Marjuana's bay-ud...m-kay...

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toggle

how not to spell "fridge"

" fridge is spelled F - R - I - D - G - E however toggle is not"

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Ceejus

The man who runs gamefaqs.com
Commonly used as a godly figure, or a jackass

"Ceejus came down from the heavens and pwned that guy! w00t!"

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lollerskates

Used on the internet for something hilarious. It's like "lol", but funnier.

OMG Funnay topic! Lollerskates BBQ!

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