kit

in counter-strike a counter-terroroist would posses a kit to defuse a terrorist planted bomb

d00d u g07 4 k17?
(dude, you got a kit?)

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Princess Peach

She was last seen cheating on Mario with Bowser.

I'm still pissed off that Princess Peach used me as a punching bag in both Smash Brothers games.

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nek

nek means no

e.g someone says to you go tidy your room NEK

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anime

The Japanese artists who draw anime females seem to have a serious cat fetish. Seriously, just look at the female faces. Don't they look catlike? With the small noses, huge mouths, and big watery, cute, hypnotic eyes. Not that it matters though, since the babes have big, bouncing, perfect tits and sexy, curvacious asses to go with the faces, and cats are cool. God I wanna get me one of those girls to make my dick very happy :^))

Anime babes are fuckably HOT, too bad the male characters just don't know what they're missing by NOT fucking them already.

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totem time

Three people stack together in a totem-like stature in order to combine strength, fight off enemies that are too high above their normal height, or to reach places otherwise inaccessible.

Aw man that cat is stuck in a tree, quick guys, it's totem time!

gank

A man's penis

She grabbed my gank, so I smacked that bitch up.

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Pink Sandwich

A form of torture whereby a large male dog is aroused to the point of having his penis come out. The victim is then strapped down and the dog ordered to sit on the victim's face. The "sandwich" is formed by the victim's lips, which act as the "bread," and the dog's penis, which becomes the "meat."

The Al Qaeda terriost told us everything after we administered 75 straight hours of Pink Sandwiches. He was psychologically bruised, yet was physically unharmed (with the exception of badly needing a breath mint.)

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