shatican

The new name of the home of the Pope after Joe Biden shat his pants during his visit there.

I was going to go to mass in Rome, but I couldn’t stand the smell in the Shatican long enough.

TDSBC

A spoof on the MSNBC liberal media network name in which the first three letters are replaced with “TDS” which is short for Trump Derangement Syndrome, for the network’s obvious bias against the 45th President.

Don’t watch TDSBC, all they talk about is all “hate Trump” all the time.

Comtard

Anyone outside a Communist country who supports communism or thinks they're a communist, usually an American Liberal.

Stewart is a Comtard. He said that we would be better off with a centralized government where the workers control the means of production.

Lolberal

A liberal in the comment section who types more laughing emojis than words and tells jokes from 2016 but can’t make a valid point or structure a sentence properly.

I was explaining the differences between capitalism and corporatism and one troll kept spamming the words “Drumpf the Rumpf” followed by like 30 laughing emojis over and over. Total Lolberal.

Lolber

Short for “Lolberal” or referring to an individual “Lolberal”/a liberal who never has a point so all they can do is laugh at their own regurgitated jokes from 2016 group chats and spam 30 laughing emojis in a comment with only 2-3 words.

Me: “Capitalism isn’t the problem, it’s Corporatism.”
Liberal troll: “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣drumpf the rumpf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”
Me: “are you having a stroke? did you need me to call someone, Lolber?

SUV

A codename the liberal media uses for a black terrorist who runs down innocent parade goers in order to further a racist, anti white agenda.

Those comtards at MSDNC won’t say Darrell Brooks is a BLM terrorist. They are just calling him a “mostly peaceful SUV”.

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Critchellites

A slang term for almost leftists. Named for the totalitarian blue aliens on an episode of Samurai Jack who took over a peaceful, developed civilization from a resourceful and kind people and destroyed it with their retarded ways.

They implement mandates and lockdowns. Have you seen the inner cities? The prices of everything? Our toilet that is foreign relations? These Critchellites will destroy the whole world before they give up power.