deepfuckingvalue

Having balls so much bigger than you do that when you kick them in the nuts, you cry.

Example
I'm going to make tendies for my girlfriend's husband because of his level of deepfuckingvalue

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Sam Brownback

Noun. The act where a man ejacualtes a tanned-colored fluid onto another man's woolly back after the penetration of an unsanitary anus.

I watched as he got dressed only to notice the stain on the back of his white t-shirt and remembered that I had just made a Sam Brownback with him.

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