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it is a life a crime in someplaces and a passion
you cant say you are a real skater unless you sweat bleed and live for the sport
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Cumsoft is the action in which one ejaculates, while soft/flaccid. The past tense of this word is camesoft, which is how it is usually used. It is extremely difficult to pull off, and has only been mastered by a selected few. One one master the act of cumsoft they transform into the holy entity of pleasure.
part of speech: verb
"Last night I got a snap from Marty and immediately camesoft": past tense
"As soon as I get the chance to see Richie I'm going to cumsoft": future tense
This is a Dutch term for a sexual act that involves putting a belt around a girls waist, while engaged in coitus and cinching it tightly. This causes her hips to be pulled apart, thus permitting your balls to be inserted wholly, into her vagina. The belt is released, and the sensation is enjoyed to its fullest potential.
Check out that chicks hips, I bet she's great at the plumsucker!
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CHubbyFAtFUcker.
Pronounced "ChooFaFoo", and usually directed towards a female with too much fat and excessively tight club-clothes. Usually hideously unattractive. See Also "She-Beast", "Trugatha" and your mother!
1. I'm going after that cute girl, you play wingman and distract her ChuFaFu friend.
2. I'm never going to that bar again. It was loaded with ChuFaFu.
3. Alex was so horny, he got loaded on Malt Liquor and went trolling for ChuFaFu.
A guitar god from the late 60's/70's, not especially popular with today's kids but easily owns Hendrix/Clapton/Page when it comes to playing skill. He still plays live shows and kicks ass at ~50 years old.
"What does it take to play guitar with your teeth? It takes a complete idiot." - nugent in an interview
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Used in the same vein as many other popular, yet freakishly anti-social, yet endearing sex-acts one performs on their signifigant other, (ie: Dirty Sanchez, Plumsucker, Abe Lincoln, et al,) The VON SCHMOOT is so increadibly atavistic and vile, that its meaning defies definition.
Instead, is is used as a catch-all phrase to describe the most perverted and rotten act that your girlfriend will permit you to perform on her (willing or otherwise),yet still make you breakfast the next morning.
That chick is so freaky, instead of the "rick james", I gave her a "von schmoot". Next time I'll invite her sister too, and give 'em both a double "von schmoot".
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