Cope Harder

The more aggro way of telling someone to "Deal with it"

Tree-banging half-wit: "STOP EATING MEAT IT'S KILLING OUR PLANET"

Johnny from down the street: "I'd like a Double Big Mac meal to-go. Cope Harder scrub."

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Nuclear Hangover

A hangover so absolutely colossal, your insides begin to go through a process of nuclear fission.

This is achieved one way.
You are required to get hammered at a party so horribly you remain drunk until the next day, only to attend the next party of THAT day and get even more hammered until you pass out, only to wake up to the worst hangover in the universe.

Person 1: "Ready for a banger tonight?"
Person 2: "Fuck yea, I'm gonna get so wasted, it'll be a nuclear hangover!"