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burrito garden

Microwave

See also: burrito mouth

I burnt my mouth on this burrito freshly picked from the burrito garden

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017


life pimp

One who makes life their bitch.

More specifically, one who is able to hustle hard and be successful, while staying cool and not stressing the small shit; to have it all and bust ass, but have fun and enjoy life while doing so.

I could stress out about how I have no time to get things done, but I'm a life pimp, so that shit doesn't bother me

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017