schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

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cummy muncher

1. Someone who snacks on white gummy bears.
2. An insult used for a fucking dickhead.
3. Someone who eats a lot of shit.

You are a fucking cummy muncher

cummy muncher

1. Someone who snacks on white gummy bears.
2. An insult used for a fucking dickhead.
3. Someone who eats a lot of shit.

You’re a fucking cummy muncher.

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