Smurfs

Slang for cops. Used because of their blue uniforms and noticeably unproportional male to female ratio.

Example 1-
Guy 1: How was the party last night?

Guy 2: It got busted by smurfs.

Example 2-
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Driver: Fuck off, smurf.

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