The Dark Tower

The center of reality. The point at which all universes, all times, all of existence, meets.

Whether or not the Dark Tower appeared after the Prim receded or if it has always existed is unknown.

Humanity in its great ignorance attempted to toy with the Tower in some way, form, or fashion, and managed to unbalance it, requiring support beams to hold it up.

The beams are beams of force that run through all realities. There are Six beams that are guarded by twelves guardians, with a single lost guardian at the top.

If the Tower falls, then reality recedes like a scroll, ending instantaneously all of existence.

May only be entered by one carring a sigil of Arthur Eld.



See the World Tree, Yggdrasil, Axis Mundi.

Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.

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ass mongler

one who enjoys the juice from the brown eye

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dome

a blowjob; head.

"I was getting some dome."

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Trick

A cocktease

"Hey trick, quit playin me"

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naysayer

someone with an aggressively negative attitude

I have to avoid him because he's just a naysayer. He drains my batteries.

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Morgoth

The god of the Peens. He who rules with the mighty peen-hammer.

All peensters bow before Morgoth!

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dank

you've got to be kidding me! this isn't in here?!?!


dank - good or strong smelling weed

"Man, we got us some DANKS!"

"Shit, this is some dank stuff."

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