Bavarian Slice

A term used to describe a very very very very very very truly beautiful male. Can be used as an adjective and as a noun. Part of the pastry rating system, see Butter pie, Vanilla slice, Iced bun.

'OH MY GOD, HENRY CAVILL HAS JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM'
'WHAT A BUTTER PIE!'

'WHAT, I AM SORRY, HE IS A BAVARIAN SLICE!!'

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OH RIIIIGHT

Phrase used in exclamation in reply to someone's insult or bitchy comment. Often said in a high-pitched tone that only canine animals can hear. The higher the pitch, the greater the insult taken. Sometimes can be doubled up, if two people attack one person.

Innocent person 1: 'Can I borrow your pan please?'
Bitch 1: 'WELL, I am not being funny, but you did not clean it properly last time and there was egg all over it.'
Innocent person 1: 'OH RIIIIGHT'

Innocent person 1: 'Did you have a good night last night?'

Bitch 1: 'WELL, we would have done if you weren't being a big drunken bastard!!!'

Innocent person 1: 'OH RIIIIGHT!!!'

Bitch 2: 'Yeah especially when you threw your drink on me!'

Innocent person 1: 'OH RIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!'

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Butter Pie

A term used to describe an attractive male. Can be used as both an adjective or noun. Part of the pastry rating system coined by Gregory Lynch, Samantha Whitham and Holly Van Russelt, see Bavarian slice, Iced bun, Vanilla slice

'Come and have a look at this butter pie I've just found on Facebook!'
'Oh my god, yeah! He is quite butter pie isn't he!'

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Shawee

Shortened term for the phrase 'Shall we?.' Often used to express eagerness to do a potential useless, non-beneficial activity. Often used in a Northern Lancashire accent and followed by 'GUD.'

'Wanna go Asda to get some shortbread?'

'................SHAWEE?'

'Dyu wanna watch Corrie tonight with a brew and a choccy biccy?'

'................SHAWEE?'

'GUD.'

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Vanilla Slice

A term used to describe a very very very very very very beautiful lesbian. Part of the pastry rating system, see Butter pie, Bavarian slice, Iced bun. Originated from the Manchester lesbian hang out, Vanilla.

'Oh my god! Kate Moennig has just walked past me!'
'She is vanilla slice.'

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Iced Bun

A term used to describe an overly cute person.

'Oh look, it's Joe McElderry off X Factor!'
'JOE!!! You are an iced bun!'
*Nuzzle into his face.*

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