Chapter 2 Season 5

Chapter 2: Season 5, also known as Season 15, is the fifteenth season in Fortnite: Battle Royale that started on December 2nd, 2020 and is set to finish on March 15th, 2021. Its theme revolves around The Zero Point and bounty hunters from different universes and realities with the slogan "Join the Hunt" and the title Zero Point.Galactus, aka The Devourer of Worlds, made it to the Apollo island. He managed to unearth the Zero Point from underground, exposing it to the island. The Avengers managed to stop Galactus, however, the Zero Point became exposed and damaged, which caused a large desert biome to appear in the center of the island.

How did it start?
The season began with John Jones waking up in his office and answers the phone call, exhilarated to announce that he and his team have survived the arrival of Galactus. The unknown woman tells Jones that the Zero Point is exposed and to fix the problem, which he does right away. He ignores the lady and starts walking out of the office when the lady says "...And do not to draw the attention of The Seven." Jones exits the office and enters the cavern in an attempt to stabilize the Zero Point. He then controls a device which sends the world's best hunters across all realities to the island. Eventually, Jones drops down into the island as well, with the Zero Point exposed.

" friend: Hey did you just get the Chapter 2 Season 5 battle pass?" Yes but you can't have it but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ohhhhhh whyyy oh just why?!!!" "Because I DENT have anymore V-bucks." Friend: "NANI?!"

Switzerlanded

**Switzerlanded** (verb)
*switz·er·land·ed | \ ˈswit-sər-lan-dəd \*

1. When someone is absolutely crushing it, just like Switzerland with its impeccable reputation for quality and neutrality. They're not just good, they're top of the Alps!
2. To be in a state of serene success, where everything is as smooth as Swiss chocolate and as timely as a Swiss watch.
3. The act of achieving peak performance, leaving others in awe like the majestic Swiss mountains.

It's a fun way to say someone is doing exceptionally well, with a nod to the high standards and cool composure associated with Switzerland. 🇨🇭🏔️

Example:*
- "Did you see Maya's presentation? She totally Switzerlanded it—every slide was a masterpiece!"
- "I've been Switzerlanded at work this week; my boss loved my ideas, and I got a shoutout at the meeting!"

Sleep Paralysis

When you have a dream about black people coming into the damn room and sealing evey goddamn thing in your room the black people drugged you that's why your cannot move they steal all your things and start dancing and then punch you in the face and sit on you and than leave

Oh I had a werid dream about black people in sleep paralysis
Person: what was it?

They were stealing all of my shit

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Spongebob

A yellow sponge that lives underwater. And roasts Squidward with his big ass nose.

"Hey did you watch the new (Spongebob) Episode tonight on Nicktoons.