Devil's music

Any kind of rock

The term came in the 50's when Elvis' hip swinging led to objections in the christian societys. The church then linked rock and roll to the "inapproporiate" hip jolting, wich further led to blasphemy and the devil.

The term was discontinued in the 60's, when all the popular rock bands formed. (Pink Floyd, Jefferson Airplane etc.)

If he has rebelled against God far enough to listen to the devil's music, i sure is rebel enough to try drugs!

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Masturbatory break

When you take a break from whatever you're doing to masturbate, most often pausing whatever is being watched on Netflix (alternatively trying to squeeze in a session while the video is buffering).

I was watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix and i managed to catch a masturbatory break because my WiFi sucks.

Presidential flame-out

The act of not knowing what to do or how to behave when you spontaneously meet the President of the United States (or meet him for the first time as staff), and you end up making a gigant ass out of yourself.

- Oh God, I met the President for the first time today... And I called him Donald.

- Yeah, presidential flame-outs are normal on the first day.

Chicken contest

A contest revolving around who can keep a chicken hidden in a hospital the longest withouth being caught.

A. Did you watch House last night?
Y. Yeah, he and Wilson had a chicken contest.

Shaka bra

A term said in combination with a hand gesture where you extend your thumb and pinky, while keeping the middle three fingers closed.
Often associated with pictures taken whilst on boring trips down zip lines.

Okay, you're all strapped in! So, about halfway down the line, you'll have your pictute taken! Remember to do the shaka bra when i yell "Shaka Bra"!

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BROTUS

First Gentleman of the United States. Comes from the acronym for the First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS), but this (for obvious reasons) fits better than the acronym FGOTUS.

A: Yo, did you hear that Hillary lost the election?
B: Yeah, guess Bill Clinton won't be the first BROTUS after all...

Over the back rack shack

Brassiere. Other slangs are, but not limited to; "Over the shoulder boulder holder" and "Across the chest breast rest".

I had to ho buy an over the back rack shack for my wife the other day.

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