squidly diddly

A large headed West Cork dweller who fancies himsely as a modern day Pat jennings

hey, theres Squidly Diddly..Pat Jennings my arse

beach ballhead

A deroritory term for someone with a swolen cranium

Hey theres Squid...some beach ballhead on that fat fucker

dooky sham

A fien from ballinlough in Cork,Ireland with a particular penchance for denim jackets and matching jeans,white socks, loafers and shoulder lenght hair

Brandy Buckley is a dooky sham