double cocked

two cocks inserted into the same orifice

Daisy's twat was stretched to the max as she enjoyed the double cocked pleasure of Bo and Duke in the back of the General Lee.

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whiffles

condition commonly afflicting dweebs, the ability to smell pussy, combined with an inability to locate it.

Steve Erkel has a terminal case of the whiffles.

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