Curate

To feel better about constantly overeating and gaining weight, you “curate” food instead of make food and store food.

Hey, what do you do with all of your spare time?
Me: I curate desserts and high carb infused foods.

Pronounigans

When someone and their shenanigans, purposely messes with your pronouns to get a reaction.

Everyone is over your pronounigans and your shenanigans.

OsteoPASTosis

Someone who has Osteoporosis and runs into a past lover or someone they dated and is glad the lover can’t see their bones.

I have OsteoPASTosis and glad my ex can’t see my emotionally fragile bones.

osteopastosis

When a blast from the past, thankfully can’t see your bones.

My osteoporosis was re-diagnosed as osteopastosis after running into an ex.; hurt to the bones!!