Double Whammy

To stand in front of a mirror in a room with the door ajar while masterbating, in the hope that some one will see you and your reflection.

When my room mates are home I like to double whammy.

I was walking through the hallway and caught my son double whammying.

I caught my cocksword in a double whammy. The todd is up, the todd is good.

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Hotquail

The act of cumming on small breasts.

"Man Sally's hot, but she's got tiny titties"
"Dude all the better to hotquail"

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Cocksword

A rigormortis rooster used to fight another person or animal.

My brother and I were slapping cockswords last night. Boy am I tired.

At school today I brought in my cocksword and hit the substitute teacher with it. She sent me to the principals office. I hit the principal too.

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