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pajama walkers

People who wear pajamas outside of the house.

Holy shit! Have you been to Walmart lately? With all those pajama walkers it looks like a white trash The Walking Dead.

by ToeDirt October 26, 2015


Rusty Musket

After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.

After a long night of Mexican food and margaritas a rusty musket was inevitable.

by ToeDirt April 18, 2016


Denim Dam

Camel toe, moose knuckle, ninja slipper, etc.

Did you see the Denim Dam on Betty? It looked like a three fold wallet!

by ToeDirt August 23, 2016