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This where a woman will suck your cock till you cum in her mouth. Then you take a turkey baster and suck the gizz from the mouth. Place the woman on her back and roll over so her ass is up in the air and she balances with legs folded back over. Insert the turkey baster into ass hole and squeeze the gizz into the ass. Then place your favorite serving plate under the junk hole and have the lovely lady shit the gizz out onto the plate. There you go; you are now serving Japanese Caesar Salad.
We were invited to the Johnsons tonight for "Japanese Caesar Salad".
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Either man our woman after one night stand, unknowingly has wallet /purse stolen. 24 hours later pusslump and scabyo surface near genitals. Approximately one week later balls start to resemble jerkysack. At this time Dr is consoled. Best friend finds Dr paperwork in truck and friend comes clean having to dutybrown about the dirty whore who stole money and destroyed his/hers genital skin.
I'm not going in that bar, I heard that's where Chris was Bo Pelini'ed.........
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