Jism Jockey

Any person who loves jism. Usually used as an insult, but can be used as mocking endearment to a lover.

1. Dude your a cocksucker, yeah thats right jism jockey!

2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.

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cralk

A mix of walk and crawl. Usually used to describe a drunken night.

Man i was so drunk last night I had to cralk home.

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Bear Trap

When you bend her over and induce Anal. Allow for her now lax butthole to gape. Proceed to spread butt cheeks as far apart as you can. Drop your balls into her gaping asshole. Let both hands go simultaneously causing a "bear trap" effect on the testicals. As you're balls are completely consumed inside her asshole you will attempt to walk across the room as if carrying your baby cub to safety. Bear trap

My girlfriend and I tried the Bear trap last night. gaping sex anal bears balls batcave

Pet the cat

Another name for female masturbation.

I think Betty went home to pet the cat.

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Mother Fuck

An exclamation. See also Mudafuck.

-Dude did you forget your bowl?
-Mother Fuck! Yeah i did.

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