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Frèšh-
A very good and recently made French dinner.
âThat was so Frèšh ð¤â
Clawch Is when a furry or a cat Jumps on your balls unexpectedly.
âThis work is so hard⦠AAAAA I GOT CLAWCHED BY MY CAT!â¦â
Smoigle-phlogle
Is when you wake up at 5 in the morning have a shower, fall in the shower 2 times, eat breakfast than trip 87 times on the stairs down to the basement, get lost in your own bathroom and burn your paints without hands.
âAAAAAAA IM DIEING THAT WAS A MAJOR Smoigle-phlogle 100% IM SO DEAD WHERE AM I WHERE IS MY HANDS I HAVE SCOLIOSIS AAAAAAAAAA! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE OH THE PAIN IM AAAAAAAââ
A Shmoopi-Doopy Is when you rub your poop on a living animal or human.
I smeared my poop on my Mom!.. oh well that was a good Shmoopi-Doopy.
Sugonme-
When someone ordered a pizza and did not have any money to pay.
âUwU I owdewd a pizza and I down have any moneyâ âBut why did you Sugonme?â
Toes migee
When all of your roommates at 5am hit the whip and name each one of there toes with the popular song âfirefliesâ plays
And they all die randomly at 6:59 to 7:01.
âUgh why do my roommates always Toes-migee at 5am?â
A problem that will not and can not go away.
I shat on my favorite pants and Iâm broke so I canât afford a washer or pants. Oh well thatâs Depermidi for you.