Neal Schon

Lead guitarist from Journey who married a Playboy Playmate in 2011 and left her two months later for a dumb blonde socialite reality show 'star'.

Ava: 'Why did Neal Schon leave me? We just got married!'

Her friend: 'I know, that bitch Michaele Salahi is so stupid. You are so much hotter than her! You should divorce him and take half his money!'