Tofflan

This is a deadly weapon thrown by the moms in Sweden

Tofflan is normaly used for moms the dont want there kids but they have them anyway.

Gucci

NOBODY HAS THE REAL SHIT

Mom: I found gucci for ten dolhairs do you want it son.
Son: is it real
Mom: Can clothes be fake
son: What do you think any thing can be fake like when dad was gonna go get milk.