Exaggerbation

The act of a person exaggerating a situation or feeling for their own personal gain or enjoyment.

The angry cell phone customer who claims to of been unable to connect for days, after only 4 hours, demanding a free month of their bill.

"I enjoy exaggerbation so much that I spent all last night telling internet forum people how awesome my life is and how horrible theirs are."

Chestertown

C-town is a place where old people go to die and college students go to drink. There's a bum named TOJO who walks the streets with a silver spitoon, a guitar, and a limp due to a terrible addiction to heroin. All stores and restaurants close by 5 p.m. with the exception of a 24-hour McDonalds and 2 RoFo's. C-town is a place where everyone is related to everyone and townies hate college students. Segregation is very much alive, whether the rich whites admit it or not.

"Hey what do you want to do tonight?"
"I don't know, everything in Chestertown fucking closes at fucking 5 p.m."
" How 'bout we get drunk and stumble to RoFo?"
"Sounds good, that's what we did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that."
"Screw it, lets drive 4 hours to my house just to get something to do"
"Make sure you get some pot for the ride."

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Phantom Erection

An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.

People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.

"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty