maple glaze

another word for cum.

Jay: I just put all my maple glaze on Katie earlier.
Tim: Your what??
Jay: My maple glaze man. I came all over her! My cum was everywhere.
Tim: Oh ok.

Dallas Cowboys

A team that is supposedly the best but ends up choking in the playoffs every year.

"Did you see the Dallas Cowboys game last night? "
-"yea they were punished again"

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