Jeff

If you need help in the Urban Dictionary or want to ask questions he will help you. Try it! He's actually real!

"Hey Jeff, how much are mugs?"

"$25, Here's a coupon for 15% off!"
"Thanks!"

HoeMart

Instead of Walmart, You go to HoeMart to get some hoes. More Hoes than Walls!

Um, dad, I got to go to HoeMart to get more Hoes.....

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Lila

Some girl with pink hair, short as hell, clingy, and crazy. But god damn do I love her.

"Lila, your crazy"
Lila:"come on let me paint your nails"
"no"

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