Smokenik

One who stubbornly refuses to quit smoking, despite graphic health warnings and being under constant attack from smoking bans. One who heroically continues to light up even after being forced to do it outside alone, in the wind and rain.

'small groups of sad faced, stale smelling, smokeniks can be seen outside any office building at 10.15 Monday to Friday'.

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America's second choice for president

The person who came second in the popular vote in the presidential election.

'Donald J Trump' or 'America's second choice for president' as he is known in our house...

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Qworry

Qworry – A worry expressed in the form of a rhetorical question.

He had the habit of dropping a random qworry at the end of a conversation, such as "If God is omnipresent and knows everything, why do we have to confess?" Or "Why are Boxers counted out but not counted in?" Or "If we're all "innocent until proven guilty" why do they call it a "court" room?"