Collim

Saying a terrible idea that makes no sense, but yet it makes perfect sense to you. Before you actually shared this idea with another person, you thought you were a genius, but it turns out you're still a moron.

You: "I'm about to collim"
Person: "Dude, it's like midnight, please don't do this again"
You: "Okay, so like... you know how corpses can be used as fertilizer? What if that corpse fertilizer was used on plants for people to eat. So, a woman eats the plants that used the corpse fertilizer, so she now has the DNA of that human in her. Then, if she has a baby, that might also have the DNA of that human, which could possibly leave traces of a past life's memory. That could explain how reincarnation could possibly exist."
Person: "Go to sleep."

Willigan

Saying a really bad opinion that almost no one agrees with. Like, you'll get a lot of hate for sharing this opinion. People might even block you on social media because of how horrible this opinion is.

You: "I'm about to willigan"
Person: "Oh god not again"
You: "Frozen is better than Lion King"

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