Tom Bomb

1. founded the Corrupt Crew in 2002
2. founded the 4A in 2003
3. co-hosted b0rked in 2003
4. founded the b0mbz0ne in 2005

Tom Bomb always starts crews to do random projects that help the soul.

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avid hiker

1.The hiking version of a "poser", they don't enjoy nature, they just race up the trails at 6AM to show off to their white collar co-workers the following Monday and harass other hikers on the trail for being newbies and not in shape, even though the other hikers are just relaxing.
2. Fitness freaks who are looked down upon by the rest of the hikers on the trail
3. The hiking version of a "1337 h8k0r"

As I was photographing the skyline, an avid hiker raced past me and said, "Get out of my way!"

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bitch shift

A ridiculously short shift that is in the middle of the day that kills any plans that you have.

Subway gave me a bitch shift from 6pm-8pm.

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high school

1.Anyone who says that these are the best 4 years of your life needs to get a better job
2. A place to target practice my new Ak-47
3. The best place to hide your stash
4. A place where you learn how to get high, hence the name high school

High school was the WORST years of my life next to middle school.

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shitjob

A job where you get few hours, usually on weekends and evenings and make close to minimum wage

Target is shitjob, I work every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from 6pm-11pm

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tattoo

1. Form of "artwork" to gain approval from sick-minded and uncreative others
2. In 2020 you'll be unique without one
3. An ugly deformed blot on the elderly
4. a rite of passage into American conformity
5. The only compromise that Goths, Skaters, Punks, Preps, Jocks, Rednecks, and street thugs share: "I'm so cool, check out my new tat!"
6. A permanent reminder of a drunk moment
7. The next generation will rebel against them

Check out that butterfly tattoo on that MILF's midriff, it is the only ugly thing about her.

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paintball

1. A sport made up of jerks and preps who think they are Joe Military and Joe SWAT but fail to realize that their snotty rich-kid attitudes won't even get them into basic training
2. A sport with guns that look like garbage from a low budget Sci-Fi film

Paintball has ugly guns

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