guypolar

(gi-po'lar) a. The inability of males to concentrate on more than one thing at any time. The reason why it can be dangerous to talk to a male whilst they are operating heavy machinery or shaving. (f. guy- + polar.)

"I'm sorry, I can't remember what we were talking about because I thought about something else for a second... ...and I'm guypolar."

"I was only trying to program my VCR, and the house burned down. Must be because I'm guypolar and forgot about the deep fryer."

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