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An adjective describing the ability of men to be knocking the snot out of each other one minute, and then knocking back a beer together the next minute. In contrast to women, who remember every high school insult at their fiftieth reunion.
When he was a young man, Abe Lincoln beat the crap out of a minor gangster named Jack Armstrong. Immediately afterward, they became friends for life. Lincoln and Armstrong were guypolar.
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(gi-po'lar) a. The inability of males to concentrate on more than one thing at any time. The reason why it can be dangerous to talk to a male whilst they are operating heavy machinery or shaving. (f. guy- + polar.)
"I'm sorry, I can't remember what we were talking about because I thought about something else for a second... ...and I'm guypolar."
"I was only trying to program my VCR, and the house burned down. Must be because I'm guypolar and forgot about the deep fryer."
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A mental disorder in which a woman is attracted to a different many each day. Most women are unaware of the disorder but people associated with her will notice and become very irritated. The disorder is most active between ages 12-35 and simmers down after that. People who suffer from guypolar have commitment issues and can not maintain a longterm relationship. Symtoms of guypolar are anger, confusion, attention seeker, loud, and extra flirtatious. People who suffer from guypolar tend to lead men on and are a big tease.
guypolar freak
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When you are unable to pick between multiple crushes. You find yourself confused as to which guy you should date, as you like them all equally
Ashley: I really like Mason, Nate and Noah. I can’t even pick between them! They’re all so cute omgggg
Sarah: Omf Ashley! You’re so guypolar
When a guys hitting on you one minute and ignoring you the next.
This dude is being so guypolar. I can't tell if he likes me or not.