drotor

drotor:

A merged design of a drum brake and a brake rotor. Oftentimes the inner drum portion is used for the parking brake and the outer disk portion is used for standard driving brakes.

The mechanic told me, the reason my rear brakes and my parking brake are not working is because I need new drotors on the rear of my car.

I think you should tell him to upgrade them to drilled and slotted drotors, they last longer and stop better than standard ones.

Dyslexicly proportional

xy is dyslexicly proportional to yx.

The law of dyslexic proportionality states that any numbers or letters that are directly transposed can be constituted as correctly documented based on the leeway of human error.

Student: While reviewing the results of my math test I want to prove that my answer is dyslexicly proportional to the correct answer.

Teacher: Really; what do you mean by dyslexicly proportional?
Student: Yeah, look; my answer was 53 & the correct answer is 35.

Teacher: I see your point; I’ll give you full credit for this.

Engineer

One measures with a micrometer, marks with a crayon, and cuts with an axe.

The guy wearing the white shirt with the pocket protector leaning against the backhoe is an engineer. He could describe in great detail how that backhoe works but could not drive it to save his life.

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ghetto-tint

The road dirt and cigarette smoke that forms on the inside of car windows, mostly noticed at night or when someone touches the window.

“Hey man, stop touching the windows, your smearing my ghetto-tint.”

“Hey man, the on-coming cars headlights really show how dark your ghetto-tint is.”

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S.S.D.D.

S.S.D.D.
Social Security Disability Disease
This is a hereditary disease that renders the patient unable to work or to pursue any means of self-support. It is passed on from generation to generation. Its’ symptoms often present themselves in the form of unending excuses of why they truly are a victim and they are often diagnosed with nebulous illnesses, such as “disabling psychiatric conditions,” or “back pain”. If left unchecked, this disease will precipitate for generation after generation.

Hey Joe, my neighbor’s family sits out on their porch all year long, 24-7. They each say they are disabled.

Mike, I have seen this many times before, I bet they all have a case of S.S.D.D.

Colorado baked

Brownies that have marijuana baked inside them. They take care of the munchies feeling that they produce.

Since marijuana has been legalized in Colorado there has been an unlimited supply of Colorado baked brownies, they give a whole new meaning to rocky mountain high.

Oxy-Moron

That's the first time that never happened again!

My friend walks into the room and makes a statement about something completely obvious. I respond with total excitement.. "I know that's the first time that never happened again!" After a few seconds of thought, he looks at me and just shakes his head saying you are such an Oxy-Moron.