school

An abominable hellhole where the life is sucked from young people. School takes up about 25% of an entire day, almost every day, until you are in your twenties. School teaches completely useless lessons, like how to find x in 300 different ways. This is never actually used later in life unless you become a math teacher.

School is unbearable torture and is only comparible to one thing... church.

Oh fuck, it's Sunday! I can't beleive we have to go back to school.
I really wish we didn't have school today.
The D.A.R.E. program: Don't have sex, don't drink, don't do drugs, don't be angry, STAY IN SCHOOL! HOORAY!
School is the lowest of all forms of social collaboration and demotes individual thought.

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I'd Beat

A term used when talking about a hot girl to a freind.
Often mistaken with masturbating, "beat" in this instance
means the same thing as "fuck".

Yo, I'd beat that chick so hard!
I don't care if she's too _______, I'd still beat!
Yo, would you beat? --Hell yeah!

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