camf

An insult: cock-assed mother fucker

Mike and Shawn are such camfs.

Hitler had his struggle (Mein Kampf), I got my camf (point to Shawn)

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muffin bush

Abbreviation phrase for: "motherfucking bullshit"

Phil always says he is studying for school, but since he is promiscuous, we all know his story if muffin bush.

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strup muffin bush

abbreviation phrase for "straight up, motherfucking bullshit"

Hey Shawn, I thought you said your sister didn't like me. After last night, I know thats strup muffin bush.

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rushed the mound

Using the standard 'bases' of sexual advancement...

rushing the mound refers to "forgetting the other actions/activities defined by the 'bases' and going straight for anal sex"

This action is quite looked down upon, in fact, the result is usually immediate ejection from the field of play.

The other day, Shawn got pissed off because his girlfriend, Leebs, was not putting out. He broke up with her, found another girl from the club and rushed the mound. He got what he wanted, he got a nut, but afterwards she told him to "get the fuck out of my apartment" and promptly slapped him.

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