Ayo

You don't want it, this man will snap your neck with a look. He's like the hulk and ma man smashes 😏. He was banned from the sperm bank for having his ball butter impregnate anything within a 30 mile radius. This mans brain is so big he can recite the alphabet and your girlfriends number backwards. King shit as always. 😤

Planned parenthood: Oh you know Ayo as well? Please have a seat, we will be with you shortly.

Kweku

I mean what can I do to define a king, mans got all the hoes in the same area code (for convenience) straight shooter platinum on comp games. Always makes a note worthy appearance, like if this dude ain't make you feel a lil gay then you haven't met him. Also he singled handedly defeated wass gang. 👑 shit.

Literally everyone: Kweku can you fuck ma wife?
Kweku: Yessir