Magic Bullet

The type of poop you take that doesnt require any wipe whatsoever. So clean that it literally just slides out of ones own anus nice and fast, and leaves behind no evidence. I diet in high fiber can be attributed to this.

Me: Remeber when you shoved that pen up my rectum the other day?
Friend: Yeah yo, there was no brown on that pen when I pulled it out.
Me: Well, I just did a Magic Bullet with my poop. Didn't even have to wipe.
Friend: So what you sayin is your rectum be clean enough for some pen action again?
Me: (Winks)

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