ocean

That Big Shit Blue thing that spoils 75% of the Earths surface.
Residents will agree, as they are usually
Sharp, Poisonous and Pissed Off.
Made up of mostly the useless version of 'water'
Low tide, high tide, i mean WTF , make up your mind.
I hate it, It puts sand in my vagina.
AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A VAGINA!?

Pooh Bear: Yo tigger my nigger, Lets go for a surf in the ocean
Tigger: But it's low tide..?
Pooh Bear: Ahh For Shit Sake!

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