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Craig

A millipede who sadly passed away on November 1st, 2024. In his time alive, he was sick as hell and super fucking cool. His death was most likely caused by brain injuries from being dropped from severe heights. Rest in peace.

Person: I heard something happened to your pet. What happened?
Me: My millipede Craig died. Im really sad and he was super cool. Rest in peace.

Person: Hey, I heard when Craig was alive he was super fucking cool.
Me: Hell yeah he was...

by TomaterNater November 30, 2024


Craig Jr.

A really fucking cool millipede who is sick as fucking shit.

Person: Hey, do you have any pets?
Me: Yeah, I got a millipede named Craig Jr. He is sick of fuck, no lie.

Person: Craig Jr. is just so sick man.
Me: Yeah, he is the sickest motherfucker on the planet.

by TomaterNater November 30, 2024


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A water bottle company.

I love my bjpkpk water bottle! It is so good at insulating the cold water!

by TomaterNater November 30, 2024