Gove

A particularly budget cocaine that is the only 2% pure, 3% rat poison, 30% laxative and 50% Novocain. Difficult to stomach and prone to making you talk shite. Typically found on the streets of Westminster. Too much may turn your hair piss-yellow.

“What you looking for? Got some high quality primo stuff”

“Nah I gotta take it easy tonight, have a budget committee in the morning, just give us a Gove”

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