Kid spam

When people post continuous streams of pictures of their children outside their normal topics of posting on social media sites, especially on Twitter and Instagram.

I like Darren's food photos on Instagram but I'm unfollowing him because of the constant stream of kid spam.

or

I can't believe that Jill posts so much kid spam on Twitter, especially with all perverts out there.

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tactile deviant

A person who can't stand various textures such a peach skins, blackboards and others on their skin.

Woman: "I don't like the feel of this kitchen work top."
Salesman: "Ah, madame is a tactile deviant."