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HackerMan

The most awesome hacker of the w0rld.

He helped a man called "Kung Fury" to to track a phone call.
Since then he helped him defeat a man called "Adolf Hitler"
(Watch the movie "Kung Fury" to find out more

He hax time
He hax life

~Apagando las luces

Kung Fury: I need to go back in time, to nazi-germany
Hackerman: I can Hack you back in time.
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Kung Fury: What happened?
Hackerman: I hacked you back to life.
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Hackerman: I can trace that call!

by Tomentos February 22, 2017


Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024


Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024


Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024


Tomentos

A random dude of your friends who is also called the meme lord.
He likes to send you back random short words (rarely even long words) but in reverse.
He also likes to sneak in 🅱️s or even replaces complete letters with them.
But he‘s never using both methods in the same word.

Normal dude: Fuck off I have things to do.
Tomentos: I won‘t ffo kcuf. I will send you 🅱️emes all day long.
Normal dude: You‘re such a fucking Tomentos.
Tomentos: I‘m not gnikcuf cause I can‘t 🅱️et laid 😪.
Normal dude: I fucking wonder why.

by Tomentos September 3, 2018


Ur Dic

Short term of a word you need to look up in the „Urban Dictionary“
Often misunderstood as „Your Dick.“
(Plural: Ur Dics)

Me: Are you coming to my party?
Friend: LMAO! Yes ofc I‘ll be coming!
Me: Gosh, stop using ur dics.
Friend: WTF?! I NEVER SENT U MY DICK?!

by Tomentos September 3, 2018