Disensprogulation

n (formal) The act of giving birth

I'll be back on the probioptics after disensprogulation

Nard Purse

n. (Formal) Variant of nutsack, ballbag etc. The scrotum

Hairless cats freak me out. It’s like, why is that nard purse looking at me?

Ensprogulated

n. (inf) Pregnant

She's not fat you Nard Purse, she's just ensprogulated