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When two gay guys have had intercourse with the same guy, they become "milk sisters''.
Guy #1: I went home with a guy from the bar last night.
Guy #2: Ooh guuurl you slut. Was he cute? What's his name?
Guy #1: You know it! His name's Johnny.
Guy #2: Is he blond? Johnny... Johnny Smith?
Guy #1: Yeah....
Guy #2: Gimme a hug guuurll. We are official milk sisters.
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Daddy, why were you and Mummy making so much noise last night?
Ah donât you worry Son, Daddy was just having a go on the sprog flume
n. (Inf.) The layer of subcutaneous insulation that enables the thermodynamically efficient gentleman to go about his business sans outerwear in February.
Arenât you cold Steve? Iâve got three layers on and youâre mincing about in a T-shirt.
Ah but donât forget Iâve got a lardigan on under thisâ¦
If youâre going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs
n. (Scots) a Cum Dumpster
Your sister is an absolute Batter Chalice, Douglas
A health tonic which, instead of promoting the development of beneficial bacteria in the digestive tract, primarily promotes double vision
I consider myself health-conscious. I make sure to take my probioptics every day.
Probioptics: Available over the counter in all good off-licences...
The jizz-based Artex on a teenaged boys bedroom ceiling
If youâre going into Nathanâs bedroom, mind your head on the phalactites