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acid

acid-The wonderful gateway in your pocket to a world that is yours for the creating, whether it be talking frogs, stary faces on apple trees that just wont blink and you're sure that they know your name or maybe just the good old headmash that convinces you that you ARE, in fact, a carrot.
A truly marvellous man made hallucinogen that could, one day, replace calpol.

mate, MATE, MAAAATE? Shhh. hello? acid? aah. i see,
i appear to have eaten something bigger than my head.

by Tommo September 3, 2005

2574πŸ‘ 1142πŸ‘Ž


Cock-yoghurt

Noun: Semen

I was on my way into the peep-show booth, when I slipped over and landed face-first in a pool of cock-yoghurt.

They really ought to have a cleaner in there between occupants.

by Tommo February 24, 2004

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


McBeauty

When a certain young lady presents outstanding natural beauty, she may be termed a "McBeauty".
Has some relavence to the chat up line "If you were a McDonalds you'd be a McBeauty!" ;) Often followed by a whole lot of ignoredness...

"check that McBeauty out! Sheesh!" (elevated heart rate experienced).

by Tommo June 1, 2004

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


shawat

1.a shawat is a cross between a shat {piece of shit} and twat. in other words a higly uniteligent shitty vagina.
2.Sarah!!!!

1. ooooooh you shawat
2.Sarah your such a shawat, you only care abuout yourself

by Tommo February 22, 2005

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Pit bull chewing a wasp

One, usually of the female variety, who ain't good-lookin.

"Here Davro, what's the matter with yer missus. She looks like a pit bull chewing a wasp!"

"Nah, she just fell out of the ugly tree!"

by Tommo September 2, 2003

17πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


growling at the badger

to conduct oral sex on a female

"What were you doing there? It smells, and looks like a badly packed kebab!"

"I was growling at the badger."

by Tommo August 28, 2003

21πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


cuntybollocks

a jacko, scab, scavenger.... the bloke with deep pockets and short arms who miraculously dissappears when its his round.....

wheres cuntybollocks? i wanna drink

by Tommo April 13, 2004

52πŸ‘ 153πŸ‘Ž