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cuntybollocks

a jacko, scab, scavenger.... the bloke with deep pockets and short arms who miraculously dissappears when its his round.....

wheres cuntybollocks? i wanna drink

by Tommo April 13, 2004

52πŸ‘ 153πŸ‘Ž


shawat

1.a shawat is a cross between a shat {piece of shit} and twat. in other words a higly uniteligent shitty vagina.
2.Sarah!!!!

1. ooooooh you shawat
2.Sarah your such a shawat, you only care abuout yourself

by Tommo February 22, 2005

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


metapor

a dried out vagina which usually happens to people over 60 years of age...

man that chick had a metaphor, we had to use so much lube

by Tommo February 22, 2005

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


townie

A townie is an English word for a person who:
1. Uses the phrase "Ya Mum" as an insult
2. Thinks that it is cool/hard to use various words beginning with F and S
3. Listens to "Phat Beats" - Blazin Squad, So Solid Crew, Jay-Z (or whatever) etc.
4. Drives a Car such as a Vauxhall Nova or Ford Escort or similar which has A body kit, lowerred suspension, large exhaust, and a huge Subwoofer in the boot to make sure that everyone can hear their "Phat Beats"
5. Has a stupid nickname such as "Jubba" or "Staples"
6. Steals mobile phones
7. Wears "Bling Threads"
8. Walks in a stupid, exaggerated way
9. Has a fundamental disability to pronounce the letter "H"
10. Smokes all the time whilst doing the above
11. Is challenged by a lack of immagination
12. Has a Helly Hansen "Puffer Jacket"
13. Has gelled blonde (dyed) hair

by Tommo August 4, 2003

559πŸ‘ 219πŸ‘Ž


Borkit

Australian slang.

Someone who is the result of inbreeding.
An inbreed.

Shut up, you stupid borkit.

by Tommo October 18, 2004

21πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


PHAT

Word commonly used by Townies to voice their enthusiasm for some mediocre music, or other thing that is usually fine, but has been ruined and spoiled

"Aha, mate. Those were some phat beats

by Tommo August 4, 2003

12πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Re

Word commonly used by English people to voice digust / anguish at anothers' actions

"No Ben, you re!"

by Tommo August 4, 2003

1πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž