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Firley

One who can't stand pikeys.

After the good villagers of Firle, Sussex, who achieved notoriety by burning a caravan containing effigies of gypsies during their 2003 firework show.

I don't think this'd be a good driveway to resurface, Pat. I can feel it in me bones there's a Firley livin' here, so there is, to be sure.

by Tommo February 18, 2004


Cock-yoghurt

Noun: Semen

I was on my way into the peep-show booth, when I slipped over and landed face-first in a pool of cock-yoghurt.

They really ought to have a cleaner in there between occupants.

by Tommo February 24, 2004


McBeauty

When a certain young lady presents outstanding natural beauty, she may be termed a "McBeauty".
Has some relavence to the chat up line "If you were a McDonalds you'd be a McBeauty!" ;) Often followed by a whole lot of ignoredness...

"check that McBeauty out! Sheesh!" (elevated heart rate experienced).

by Tommo June 01, 2004


Borkit

Australian slang.

Someone who is the result of inbreeding.
An inbreed.

Shut up, you stupid borkit.

by Tommo October 18, 2004


metapor

a dried out vagina which usually happens to people over 60 years of age...

man that chick had a metaphor, we had to use so much lube

by Tommo February 22, 2005


shawat

1.a shawat is a cross between a shat {piece of shit} and twat. in other words a higly uniteligent shitty vagina.
2.Sarah!!!!

1. ooooooh you shawat
2.Sarah your such a shawat, you only care abuout yourself

by Tommo February 22, 2005


PHAT

Word commonly used by Townies to voice their enthusiasm for some mediocre music, or other thing that is usually fine, but has been ruined and spoiled

"Aha, mate. Those were some phat beats

by Tommo August 04, 2003