Green Thumb

To be fucking a vegetarian chick from behind and you decide to shove a thumb in her anus.

Bro, I was fucking that vegetarian bitch Rita the other night. She talked back to me and I gave that slut a green thumb!

Sharkfaced Bitch

A girl who has a face eerily similar to that of the sharks in the movie Finding Nemo. Known for bartending, drug use, and slutting around. Often suffers from daddy issues and has an unfeminine amount of tattoos.

That sharkfaced bitch and her asian friend threw it back just for driving them home!

Toledo Syndrome

An all too common syndrome that the people of Toledo, Ohio suffer from. Symptoms include no sense of style, a hunchback, shitty haircut, low ambition, working a factory job, being overweight and/or ugly, poor grammar/pronunciation despite education, idolizing the lifestyle of rappers however unable to live it, using pills, criticizing drug use that is not marijuana, psychedelics, or pharmaceuticals, favoring college football, no social ability or skills, conceiving children before or soon after graduating high school, soundcloud rapping, simping, resenting anyone who has self-respect, and lastly, takes no responsibility.

Example 1: “I wear a fucking suit and tie to Grandma Parsley’s funeral and the entire Mulcher family starts to think I’m rich! These idiots have Toledo Syndrome.”

Example 2: “I hung out at that dude Kevin’s house. Place is a fucking mess, whole house smells of shit and everyone’s high off their ass from LSD and Joey’s doped out on a perc. I decide to do a line of coke and suddenly I’m a junkie!”