slsk

The abbreviation for soulseek. Only used by 1337 hipsters.

DL pr0n 0n slsk, b01!!!!!11

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Pentipenis

A disturbing birth defect in which the infant has five penii instead of fingers for his right hand.

1--That kid fucked six chicks at the same time, d00d!
2--How is that possible?
1--He has a pentipenis!
2--Man, that's obvious. I'm fucking dumb.
1--Yeah, you really are.

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food

1) a vagina.
2) sustenance in the form of beer.

1) wow, i'm hungry. let me eat your food.
2) wow, i'm thirsty. i think i need some food.

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meat

1) Muscle used for food.
2) A phallus.

1) That meat sure looks appetizing!
2) That meat sure looks appetizing!

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Glue

A cheap high; often discovered in middle school.

Boy 1 - "Hey, Sherman, what's wrong with you?"
Boy 2 - "GGNGnggNNGGO! GLU! GLU! URgggRRGGgg..." *passes out*

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Splidoon

A unit of currency, typically the U.S. dollar, roughly comparable to the contemporary slangy use of "ducats." Often used when the amount of money in question is significant.

Tickets to that football game are pricey stuff...you'll be out at least six hundred and twelve point twelve Splidoons, buckaroo.

Fudgeluv

Gay sex.

Gay man: "Boy, do I suuure luv fudgeluv!! *Mmm!*"

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