The Larry Merchant

A world-famous beverage named after the great Larry "Vodka Breath" Merchant, former HBO Boxing commentator.

Regularly consumed amongst the global glitterati, it consists of two fingers of vodka dry and straight, traditionally served in a mustard glass. Usually runs you about $14.00 depending on the establishment.

Drink it between rounds.

"Would you like The Larry Merchant? You may get vodka breath but just have a mint."

"Barkeep! I'd like a Larry Merchant."

"Did you make sure everybody finished their Larry Merchants? The match is about to startz"

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