moonpig

probably the single best thought out advertising campaign in history

moonpig! moonpig! moonpig.com!

fucking poetry

moonpig makes me cut myself and throw my blood at the television

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squirrel

Verb - to hide booze/drugs in the vicinity of a party to consume later. If you can remember where you left it then you're in a fit state to drink/take it. If not then it lies there to be discovered by some lucky partygoer/bastard at a later date. Though it sounds easy there is much more skill involved in a good squirrel than you think.

'Dude, we've run out of booze/drugs/wotsits'
'don't worry man, I squirrelled some in that old fridge in the park'
'there is no fridge in the park'
'shit'

*the months pass*

'check out this shit, someone must have squirrelled it'
'nice, well it's ours now'

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