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When a car, bike or person is totally decorated for St. Patrick's Day
I spent a fortune on shamrocks, streamers and a leprechaun seat-cover, but my bike and my girlfriend are both totally paddy-pimped.
A fart that smells like flowers and spices, unlike the rotten eggs and popcorn of the dreaded green gas variety
She farted so loudly the sofa shook and I braced myself, but in the end it was a blue toot.
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Like a bushy pussy, but less aggressive
She just got back from her wax, and her furry purry is begging for some petting.
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